My girlfriend doesn’t have nice eyes
And her lips suck too
Hell, even her tits aren’t that great
And her hair is really pube-y.
You know roses? Those are pretty.
She is nothing like them.
Also, she smells terrible.
I love her voice, even though it’s really obnoxious.
I know Angels kinda float,
But my lady stomps around like a fucking cow.
But I’m totally not shallow, and I can appreciate her for what she is.
I love the shit out of this chick.
