So a while ago I was in a coastal city.
There was a super-hot chick there – you’ve probably heard of her –
Her name was Annabel Lee.
And she was totally in love with me,
Which is good ’cause I was in love with her too.
We were super young,
But our love was, like, deep, man.
Ever the fucking cherubs were jealous.
Actually, they were so jealous that they sent some sort of evil magic breeze our way
And it totally killed her.
Fuckers.
Her fancy relatives buried her by the ocean.
The cherubs, who were huge assholes for some reason,
Kept being super jealous,
Like super fucking jealous.
Did I mention that they totally killed her?
But we were so in love, man.
Even old people and smart people wouldn’t understand.
And all the bad shit in the world ain’t gonna change
How much I loved this bitch.
I have (wet) dreams about Annabel Lee every night,
Even though she’s been dead for a long-ass time.
So I totally sleep next to her tomb like a fucking creeper.
