Beautiful days suck.
Sure, they’re sunny, and there’s no wind, and everything’s beautiful,
But they have to end, so fuck them.
Roses suck.
Yeah, they’re vibrant and pretty and all that shit,
But they’re totally going to die, so who gives a fuck?
Spring sucks.
The days are beautiful, and roses bloom,
But eventually autumn will come and everything will die again.
Fuck that.
The one thing that doesn’t suck is a good, honest person.
If a dude stays true to himself, his awesomeness will live on forever
(This applies to the ladies, too).
