This morning I saw an unusual flower, so I picked it, and I was like,
“Weird, this kind of flower’s usually blue, but this one’s white.”
Then I noticed a spider on it, so I screamed “FUCK!” and dropped it.
In that split second of terror, though,
I noticed that the spider, which was also white, had caught a white moth.
I thought to myself, “damn, that’s a lot of white stuff.”
It was bizarre, man. I mean, what the fuck are the chances of this white spider
Ending up on the only white flower in a patch of blue ones,
And then catching a white moth while it’s chilling there?
I’d say it was fate, but that shit’s too tiny to be affected by fate.
