People are fucking cool
’cause they try really hard to be even sort of successful
rather than even think about wasting time on just being better people
because what it that’s awky?
And people are also great ’cause
they’re super into patriotism and being fucking momma’s boys
I love people ’cause they’d rather be poor and drunk than poor and smart,
and if they do have money they insist on showing it
and they’re comfortable being obnoxious,
especially around the people they love.
I think people are great ’cause they’re always so close to understanding shit,
but then they just fuck it all up for no real reason, without fail,
and ’cause they think they’re too important to die.
Oh, who am I kidding – people suck.