A Red, Red Rose

My girlfriend’s super hot,

And in a really fresh sort of way.

She’s like music –

Really fucking good music.

 

Babe, you’re so sexy,

And I love you so hard;

I’m gonna love you until water stops existing

(yeah, that’s right).

 

When all the water’s gone,

And it’s so hot that fucking rocks melt,

I’m still going to love you,

Even as time keeps passing.

 

I’m going now, babe,

But I’ll be back soon.

I’ll be back really fucking soon,

Even if I’m, like, super far away.

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