New Paraphrases!

Check out our insightful interpretations of The Voice, by Thomas Hardy, and Time, by Allen Curnow. As if y’all have anything better to do.

Mad true, kids.

Bitches Love Sonnets.

 

 

 

Shakespeare knew what was up. Check out our interpretations of some of his most well-known sonnets here.

Yo.

We’ve been way overdue for an update, guys, and we know it, so expect a flood of new Parafuckingphrases over the course of the next few weeks.

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